Megan Blackwelder: Ewww
Wendy Lowman James: was it on the bug's windshield? ("giving birth on HER windshield")
Lori Lowman Madden: Really, Sara? Did I forget to teach you about misplaced modifiers?
Sara Noelle Blackwelder: Ok, ok. The sentence goes "Sara Noelle Blackwelder just witnessed a bug giving birth on her windshield..." It is not incorrect, thank you!!
Lori Lowman Madden: "Her" is closest to "bug", and since said "bug" is obviously female because "she" is giving birth, "her" appears to be referring to said "bug" instead of the aforementioned "Sara Noelle Blackwelder". Do I sense a 'tude?
Sara Noelle Blackwelder: Yes, there is a definite 'tude here, Mother. What was I supposed to
say? Sara Noelle Blackwelder just witnessed a bug giving birth on Sara Noelle Blackwelder's
Lori Lowman Madden: "Mother"? That's not a good sign...
Rebecca Lyon: Ahahahahaha! :)
Kathy Martin Blackwelder: Did it have a boy or a girl?
Lori Lowman Madden: Greg wants to know if you are going to be the bug's nanny also. He says a little extra cash never hurts!
Lori Lowman Madden: Puts a new twist on a baby "buggy", huh?
Sara Noelle Blackwelder: No, they pay too little (ha ha ha... pun intended). And I do believe it had quads so the sex is unknown.
Kathy Martin Blackwelder: I wonder if they are registered at Bugs R Us??
Lori Lowman Madden: And how many baby booties does each one need? Six or eight?
Sara Noelle Blackwelder: Well it wasn't a spider... because if it was, it wouldn't need any baby booties because I would have killed it.
Kathy Martin Blackwelder: Good question...they will probably just need sleepers or onesies to start out with.
Megan Blackwelder: OHHH MY GOSH. This conversation is hilarious!
Sara Noelle Blackwelder: Hahaha I know, only on my facebook would an entire conversation about bug babies happen!!
Lori Lowman Madden: The itsy-bitsy bu-ug gave birth on Sara's shield... the sex of the babies is yet to be revealed... Stock up on the booties because she'll need a lot...(and brush up on your grammar, just so you don't get caught!!!)
Megan Blackwelder: Wow. hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa. That’s talent right there!
Sara Noelle Blackwelder: Oh my my my.
Lori Lowman Madden: And the moral of the story is... block Wendy from your friends list... :-)
Sara Noelle Blackwelder: hahaha yeah, Wendy! You started it!!! She will have plenty of comments to catch up on tomorrow. All of these will be in her notifications haha.
Lori Lowman Madden: Shouldn't you be studying???
Megan Blackwelder: Yes...SARA!
Lori Lowman Madden: Thank you for your support Megan...
Megan Blackwelder: You're welcome! :)
Sara Noelle Blackwelder: Ugh. Yes. I am studying!! I'm taking a break...?
Keith Blackwelder: You should've just turned on the dad-gummed windshield wipers and we wouldn't be having this conversation...
Sara Noelle Blackwelder: Dad, there's no "we" about it... and those of us that were are done with it!! :) Love you Dad.
Wendy Lowman James: OMG ... woke up to 29 notifications ... I giggled all the way through my shower this morning!
Sara Noelle Blackwelder 's comment about a birthing bug is now ruined thanks to her grammatically anal family. Thanks, family, thanks.
Lori Lowman Madden: My work here is done.
Wendy Lowman James: I love being called anal. Just so ya know.
Wendy Lowman James: BTW, people that call me "anal" usually don't get good birthday
presents. Just so ya know.